“Why” Funnies That Make Me Go, Huh!!

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavors, but dishwashing liquid is made “from real lemons”?

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why are there locks on the door of stores that are open 24/7 365 days a year?

Why are there braille dots on a drive-through ATM keypad?

Why does a ship carry cargo, and a car carry shipments?

If corn oil comes from corn and olive oil comes from olives, where the heck does baby oil come from?

Why do we call it a hamburger when it is made from beef?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

Is there another word for synonym?

If a cow laughs, does milk come out it’s nose?

If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

Did you ever wonder why kamikaze pilots wore helmets?

Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?

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About cwysongblog

Chuck Wysong is Executive Director at Mission Springs Camps and Conferences. He has served as founding pastor at Life Community Church. He loves church planting and he has served as a youth pastor for 20 plus years in Youth for Christ, Young Life, local churches and Director of Youth Ministry for the Evangelical Covenant Church.
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